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[analienprince]

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[wiccant]

Tommy's gone.

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[analienprince]

Really? I'm sorry B. Do you need anything?

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[wiccant]

It's okay. He was probably getting tired of sitting around and delivering stuff for a living.
I'll probably move again. This apartment's a little too big for one person.

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[analienprince]

You sure?
Okay. Back to the Sanctum? I can give a hand if you need heavy lifting or anything.

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[wiccant]

Only if you take off your shirt and pretend my stuff is actually heavy for you.

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[analienprince]

I guess I can do that much for you, B.

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[wiccant]

Maybe sweat a little.

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[analienprince]

Calm down, Billy. Last time we let hormones go to our head, things got crazy.

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[wiccant]

But you liked it, right?

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[wiccant]

I did all the dishes, vacuumed, and even picked up all the socks off the carpet
Also I made dinner, but I burned it a little

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[analienprince]

Wow. Somebody's been really busy. Thanks, B.
Is there an occasion or did you just feel like being an even more amazing boyfriend than usual?

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[wiccant]

The occasion is: Teddy is the best and deserves the best.
And Peter is going back home despite knowing he's going to die back there so we're going to have to figure out a way to reach through the multiverse and drag him back before he dies.

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[analienprince]

Are you sure this is a 'Teddy is the best and deserves the best' thing or a 'Teddy, please don't be angry when I tell you my potentially very stupid plan' kind of thing?

[But since it is Peter and saving people from dying is ideally what they do--]

You know I'll have your back either way, B. Do you know how he's going to die? Like details? And I mean, if anyone can reach through the multiverse and save a life, it's you, B.

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[wiccant]

I started cleaning before I thought I'd tell you about Peter's thing so it's technically a Teddy is the best thing.

Thanos killed half of everything. I figure we can nab him before that happens, then figure out how to fix the rest.

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[analienprince]

Okay, I guess that's fair enough. As long as you don't attempt this by sneaking off on your own like Latveria.

Thanos?

[Thanos is never good news... great.]

I'll be home in a little bit? We'll figure something out. Peter's not planning on doing anything stupid, is he?

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[wiccant]

Latveria was different. I told you this time, right?

Peter's a kid with superpowers. He's probably planning on doing a lot of stupid things. You remember what it was like when we first started.

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[analienprince]

Mhm. I remember very well. Remember when Spider-Man tried to give as advice as a former teen superhero?

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[wiccant]

Went to talk to Loki.
He cheated

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[analienprince]

What?
With who?
Or-- wait, it doesn't matter. What the hell was he thinking?

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[wiccant]

He wanted to have sex in his 'other forms'
Didn't even think to try and talk to us first

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[analienprince]

I'm sorry, B.
Can you come here? I'm in our room.

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[wiccant]

I can't
My face is gross

[analienprince]

William Kaplan, I don't care what your face looks like.
Just talk to me if you really don't want to come and see me?

[wiccant]

I'm pissed
He pretended like he was okay with everything when he wasn't and went behind our backs
Saying it wasn't my fault for being me but that I couldn't appreciate him
I was talking about getting married

[analienprince]

I'm sorry, B...
Sometimes I wish I hadn't shown up here. It clearly caused way more problems than it fixed.
But that's not true... You did appreciate him. He knew who and what you were attracted to before he got together with you, right? It's not like you make it a secret.
... I wish I knew what to say besides I'm sorry, B. What can I do to help?